He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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