I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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