It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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