i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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