Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Randomize
