I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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