physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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