i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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