omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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