i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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