Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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