On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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