It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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