sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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