Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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