I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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