i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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