Grow some girl-balls and come out already
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
false alarm, still single
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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