Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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