You're so nebulous sometimes
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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