it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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