Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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