just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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