Do you still have your period?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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