i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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