Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I have peed in a lot of sinks
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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