his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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