Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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