you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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