U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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