Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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