We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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