It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
You surviving the open bar?
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its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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