We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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