So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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