IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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