Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I currently don't understand fingers.
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