Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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