Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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