Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I'm passing your future prison.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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