Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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