I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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