I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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