I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
