So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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