? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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