But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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