There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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