that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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