ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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