i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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