do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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