Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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