3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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